So I am going to try to watch as many Oscar nominated films as possible before the big day two weeks from now. Who knows what the future will bring in terms of my schedule, however, so I may not get to blog about it. If all goes well, I will be able to write at least one more post which will mean I've had time to watch at least one or two more films before the big night.
The King's Speech (2010)
Dir. Tom Hooper, 121 min., in theaters
Hooper is not stranger to period pieces, directing two period television series that involve the personal trials and tribulations of great men and women of history. I was fortunate to catch a bit of Terry Gross' interview with Tom Hooper and it may have biased my viewing of the film since Colin Firth's (King George VI, "Bertie") method approach to embodying the character and speech manner of George VI was fascinating. The big buzz in method acting this year centered around Natalie Portman in Black Swan and Christian Bale in The Fighter, but Firth deserves at least as much if not more credit for his performance in this film.
In a nutshell, George VI (Firth) becomes king of England in the period leading up to WWII after his self-absorbed and definitively un-Royal brother Edward VIII (Guy Pierce) abdicates to marry a divorcee. George's wife, Elizabeth (Helena Bonham Carter) arranges the help of a speech therapist, Lionel Louge (Geoffrey Rush) to help remedy George's debilitating stammer which prevents him from confidently performing his functions as the figurehead of British society.
The film benefits from an inspiring real life story, and the storytelling within the film keeps a brisk pace and lends a dire gravity to what would ordinarily be yet another Oscar-bait, palace intrigue story. Rush was much maligned for chewing up the scenery in this film, but I found his performance to be within the bounds of the character, whose flamboyant therapeutic methods were a perfect match for the actor. Touching moments abounded throughout, and I found myself genuinely in suspense of the outcome and desperately rooting for his success.
An additional bonus was the gorgeous cinematography. Most every shot was a visual treat. This would ordinarily strike me as a film that need not be seen in theaters, but viewing this film at home will not do it justice. In a bit of cinematic irony, we see characters in the film spacing themselves out from microphones only to have the camera bossily push its way into the faces of Firth and Rush. Dividing the screen into thirds, the film presents close ups that juxtapose visually intriguing patterned backdrops with Firth's (and Rush's) pained facial expressions. One of my favorite releases of 2010.
9/10
The Social Network (2010)
Dir. David Fincher, 120 min., on DVD
Two things: First, just because it's about Facebook doesn't mean it will be interesting or that I'll care. Second, no one talks like this in real life.
Going from a touching rendition of one man's brutally difficult struggle to be heard to a Aaron Sorkin script hardly seems fair to this film, but life isn't usually fair, as the characters of The Social Network find out.
If you have to explain to me why I should believe that the dialogue you're presenting to me is believable as human intelligible speech then perhaps it needs to be toned down ("Having a conversation with you is exhausting. It's like dating a stairmaster"--just one instance of many awkwardly explanatory lines). If Sorkin has tried to prove one thing with his writing, it's that people hash out ideas in fast-paced, borderline maniacal speech sprints that shove rapid-fire witty retorts down your throat. Putting my dislike of Sorkin's view of the world aside (if I can), the film still was a disappointment to me, perhaps due to excessive buildup.
The Social Network is less the story of Facebook and more the story of Mark Zuckerberg (Jesse Eisenberg), and the film really struggles to come to some conclusions about his character. The events that happen throughout the course of the film were mostly window dressing for a character analysis of, as the film's closing captions tell us, the world's youngest billionaire. As such, everything has to be extreme: extreme work sessions, extreme Harvard snobbery, extreme coincidences (Zuckerberg happens to move in next door to Sean Parker, Napster creator played well by Justin Timberlake) and, of course, extreme partying (a zip line from the chimney into the pool, really? It's like a Mountain Dew commercial, a beverage which was product placed right into the movie, EXTREEEEEMMMMEEEEE DUDE!).
In a very non-critical appraisal, I just wasn't feeling the film. I again admit that I dislike Sorkin's unique style of writing, but that wasn't the only thing bothering me. Most of the reviews I read/heard were praising this film for making a deposition interesting, but it just wasn't. The two depositions could have been struck from the film for all I care, as the storyline proceeded in chronological order anyway and didn't need any added layers of commentary telling me when to feel what. Why were they included? I guess for more Zuckerberg character development.
Was the timing right for a biopic of Zuckerberg either? Where is this source material coming from? Like the litigators in the film, is someone picking through the Harvard Crimson for this stuff? There were a lot of wasted opportunities for commentary on the ways that Facebook has changed our lives (with the notable exception of a great relationship status message bit). This film was less a study of the triumph of a megalithic social networking site than a character study on why Mark Zuckerberg is an ass (with one lawyer at the end regrettably spelling it all out for us: "You're not an asshole...you're just trying to so hard to be one"). I don't know many billionaires, but I'm guessing that being an ass is par for the course, and I didn't need a two hour lesson in why that's the case.
6/10
Restrepo (2010)
Dirs. Tim Hetherington, Sebastian Junger, 93 min. (unofficial), on Netflix Instant
In The Things They Carried, Tim O'Brien writes that "a true war story isn't moral." Hetherington and Junger's Restrepo tries to buck that trend by interjecting a lot of sentimentality and positive story trajectories into their film. However, as a documentary, whose to say that isn't the way the story went?
Firstly, the only way you can really review a film like this and criticize the artistic merits of the film is to first separate the subject from the presentation. There's no shortage of respect for the sacrifice of armed service members here, which is really the only way you can tell the story. However, along with an accurate representation of modern warfare and the struggles that our soldiers face fighting in Afghanistan, there are some disturbing undertones of how the story is presented.
This film comes off like a gnomon, leaving me with a sense that something more profound is missing from the presentation; perhaps out of respect for the sacrifices made by the soldiers, or perhaps to mitigate the senselessness of war. In either case, the filmmakers do themselves no favors by holding back. Surely the brutality of war is well represented in the film, but the sanctimonious justifications of the soldiers is not, as one would expect, thrown into sharp relief with the hopelessness of their fight. It seems like everything the soldiers in this film built will fall apart, but the film tries to go out on a high note, which I felt was undeserved given the climate surrounding the Afghanistan war this year.
I'm not sure my full attention was arrested by this film either. In terms of subject matter, the film comes off as disorganized and thrown together (dates might have been helpful in laying out the storyline). Perhaps this was a commentary on disorganized nature of human conflict and war.
However, the film ultimately redeems itself in the raw footage that the intrepid filmmakers were able to capture and put together. Funded by Nat Geo, this film (as in all of their projects) has a "being there" quality that makes it worth the experience. As a closing thought, this really is an experiential documentary, focusing on putting you in the shoes of the subjects and leaving the explication of the issues for post-viewing homework.
6/10
I'm a watcher of all films and reader of good books, old and new, who ended up doing graduate studies in literature and technical communication. I write mostly about films, but also writing and theater. I read, watch, and write, but not necessarily in that order. My ideal is the critic as an artist.
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Thursday, June 17, 2010
Bad action movie roundup
Hi all. As you probably know by now, in between wasting time on the internet and watching Blackhawks/Cubs/World Cup related programming, I watch any number of bad movies that are not really worthy of a full review. If you know Nicole, you know that she is in love with bad movies, and we kind of push each other to watch ultra terrible films. Here are some of the stink bombs that I watched recently that I felt you might enjoy mini-reviews for:
Rambo: First Blood Part II (1985)
My students begged me to watch First Blood (1982) when we discussed the Vietnam War last semester, but I made them watch Platoon (1986) which I should not even mention in the same sentence together.
Psychologically damaged vet John Rambo (Sylvester Stallone) reprises his prior role, except this time he's going back to 'Nam. Why they couldn't find a soldier who didn't freak out and murder an entire small town Sheriff's department, who can say? The U.S. army needs Rambo to rescue some POW's. The only problem: some pencil pushing bureaucrat doesn't want to start another war by murdering a whole bunch of Vietnameese national troops in their own country. Can't those liberals in government ever get anything right?
After kicking ass for a while and firing what seems like three hundred rockets from an attack chopper, Rambo saves the day, telling that Washington bureaucrat to "find them [POW's], or I'll find you." And do what, John Rambo, exactly? I know, let's kill the whole government, that's the answer! John Rambo for president.
If you can make it through the 80's style patriotism and horrible Asian stereotypes, there are a few cheesy action shot payoffs. Better pick up a case of beer with this movie though.
4/10
Alien Hunter (2003)
At first, I thought this was some kind of SciFi Channel original, but it seems like a theatrical release, though I couldn't find evidence of that either. It scored an ominous "N/A" on RottenTomatoes.com, something I have never seen in my life. That would seem to suggest that it was never reviewed, which leads me to the conclusion that this was a case of direct to DVD.
Julian Rome (James Spader, whoa, bad move my friend) is an ex-SETI member who gets called to the South Pole to investigate an alien ship that got hauled into a hydroponic corn experimentation facility (why grow corn at the South Pole? Why the hell not I guess). To make a long plot short, the aliens have a virus that will kill all life on earth, even the super corn, if it ever escapes. How do we know this? Somehow the Roswell conspiracy and a crazy bananas theory about how these aliens wiped out a civilization on Mars eons ago (how this is known by the humans is never mentioned, surprise surprise) are forwarded as reasons to nuke the whole facility. The rest of the movie is not worth mentioning, as it just gets stupider.
Oh, and I might point out that I was expecting some battle scenes between warrior aliens and soldiers (as the title would suggest) but the alien turns out to be peaceful and some dick shoots him dead while he's trying to give James Spader the ultimate knowledge of the universe. Whoopsie daisy!
2/10
The Condemned (2007)
Stone Cold Steve Austin is on death row for a black ops mission gone wrong, abandoned by those jerks in government (he and Rambo should start a support group). Just let the military run things already. If history has taught us anything it's that handing control of all foreign and domestic affairs over to a military despot is the only logical solution.
Anyway, this is basically the Richard Connell story "The Most Dangerous Game" done up again as a live webcast where people can watch violent criminals kill each other for sport. Last one alive wins freedom and some cash, only the whole thing is basically rigged and the U.S. law enforcement system is too locked up in bureaucratics to do anything to stop it. The manhunting plot has been done to death, and once something is spoofed by It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, it should be dead, but it wasn't, and the movie exists. By the way, Austin cannot act at all. He did a much better job in the squared circle than this movie, by far.
2/10
The Scorpion King (2002)
Dwane Johnson plays the title role of an assassin for hire that gets involved in a simplistic plot that is almost a direct copy of Conan the Barbarian (1982). I'm not sure if the writers or directors did that on purpose as a kind of tongue and cheek allusion. One would hope so, as it cuts a little to close to the bone to be a coincidence.
The movie is solid action wise, with a lot of Sam Raimi style fight sequences that fans of cheese will enjoy. The plot and acting, both terrible as you might expect. There are the typical pre-civilization action characters: a thief/trickster, a crackpot inventor (who invents gunpowder, WTF!?! come on, really?? in B.C.E. Egypt, ugh...), some women warriors in various bikini outfits, and a delightful young scamp who gets into the darnedest of situations. The antagonist is basically the Sheriff of Nottingham in Egyptian clothes. Oh, and I forgot Michael Clarke Duncan, who cracks some skulls. I'm sorry, but he is just awesome, no matter what anyone says.
The special effects get worse as the story progresses, so don't look for a knockout final battle. The movie as whole just fizzles slowly out of existence, but I think it's on cable fifty or so times a week so you can catch it then if you're desperate to know which side wins the ultimate battle for the non-existent, anachronistic Egyptian civilization.
3/10
Well, that's it for the bad action movie roundup. For future movies, I will try to avoid any titles that star former wrestlers. I had some out of town obligations, but I will hopefully be up for writing a review of Crime and Punishment this week so as to try to get some classy material up on this blog.
Next up in the film department: Cirque Du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant
Rambo: First Blood Part II (1985)
My students begged me to watch First Blood (1982) when we discussed the Vietnam War last semester, but I made them watch Platoon (1986) which I should not even mention in the same sentence together.
Psychologically damaged vet John Rambo (Sylvester Stallone) reprises his prior role, except this time he's going back to 'Nam. Why they couldn't find a soldier who didn't freak out and murder an entire small town Sheriff's department, who can say? The U.S. army needs Rambo to rescue some POW's. The only problem: some pencil pushing bureaucrat doesn't want to start another war by murdering a whole bunch of Vietnameese national troops in their own country. Can't those liberals in government ever get anything right?
After kicking ass for a while and firing what seems like three hundred rockets from an attack chopper, Rambo saves the day, telling that Washington bureaucrat to "find them [POW's], or I'll find you." And do what, John Rambo, exactly? I know, let's kill the whole government, that's the answer! John Rambo for president.
If you can make it through the 80's style patriotism and horrible Asian stereotypes, there are a few cheesy action shot payoffs. Better pick up a case of beer with this movie though.
4/10
Alien Hunter (2003)
At first, I thought this was some kind of SciFi Channel original, but it seems like a theatrical release, though I couldn't find evidence of that either. It scored an ominous "N/A" on RottenTomatoes.com, something I have never seen in my life. That would seem to suggest that it was never reviewed, which leads me to the conclusion that this was a case of direct to DVD.
Julian Rome (James Spader, whoa, bad move my friend) is an ex-SETI member who gets called to the South Pole to investigate an alien ship that got hauled into a hydroponic corn experimentation facility (why grow corn at the South Pole? Why the hell not I guess). To make a long plot short, the aliens have a virus that will kill all life on earth, even the super corn, if it ever escapes. How do we know this? Somehow the Roswell conspiracy and a crazy bananas theory about how these aliens wiped out a civilization on Mars eons ago (how this is known by the humans is never mentioned, surprise surprise) are forwarded as reasons to nuke the whole facility. The rest of the movie is not worth mentioning, as it just gets stupider.
Oh, and I might point out that I was expecting some battle scenes between warrior aliens and soldiers (as the title would suggest) but the alien turns out to be peaceful and some dick shoots him dead while he's trying to give James Spader the ultimate knowledge of the universe. Whoopsie daisy!
2/10
The Condemned (2007)
Stone Cold Steve Austin is on death row for a black ops mission gone wrong, abandoned by those jerks in government (he and Rambo should start a support group). Just let the military run things already. If history has taught us anything it's that handing control of all foreign and domestic affairs over to a military despot is the only logical solution.
Anyway, this is basically the Richard Connell story "The Most Dangerous Game" done up again as a live webcast where people can watch violent criminals kill each other for sport. Last one alive wins freedom and some cash, only the whole thing is basically rigged and the U.S. law enforcement system is too locked up in bureaucratics to do anything to stop it. The manhunting plot has been done to death, and once something is spoofed by It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, it should be dead, but it wasn't, and the movie exists. By the way, Austin cannot act at all. He did a much better job in the squared circle than this movie, by far.
2/10
The Scorpion King (2002)
Dwane Johnson plays the title role of an assassin for hire that gets involved in a simplistic plot that is almost a direct copy of Conan the Barbarian (1982). I'm not sure if the writers or directors did that on purpose as a kind of tongue and cheek allusion. One would hope so, as it cuts a little to close to the bone to be a coincidence.
The movie is solid action wise, with a lot of Sam Raimi style fight sequences that fans of cheese will enjoy. The plot and acting, both terrible as you might expect. There are the typical pre-civilization action characters: a thief/trickster, a crackpot inventor (who invents gunpowder, WTF!?! come on, really?? in B.C.E. Egypt, ugh...), some women warriors in various bikini outfits, and a delightful young scamp who gets into the darnedest of situations. The antagonist is basically the Sheriff of Nottingham in Egyptian clothes. Oh, and I forgot Michael Clarke Duncan, who cracks some skulls. I'm sorry, but he is just awesome, no matter what anyone says.
The special effects get worse as the story progresses, so don't look for a knockout final battle. The movie as whole just fizzles slowly out of existence, but I think it's on cable fifty or so times a week so you can catch it then if you're desperate to know which side wins the ultimate battle for the non-existent, anachronistic Egyptian civilization.
3/10
Well, that's it for the bad action movie roundup. For future movies, I will try to avoid any titles that star former wrestlers. I had some out of town obligations, but I will hopefully be up for writing a review of Crime and Punishment this week so as to try to get some classy material up on this blog.
Next up in the film department: Cirque Du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant
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